SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012

There are many reasons compelling you to vote for Spog!

Ultimatum:

You are either with Spog or against Spog!

Accountability:

If you are against Spog, Spog will remember that you were against Spog!

Prestige:

The title of "President of the United States of America" will be revised to "Overlord of the Dominion" which is more concise and sounds far more impressive.

Security:

Terrorism and/or nuclear annihilation would play right into Spog's hands (and everyone knows this).

More security:

Spog extends an open invitation to all heads of state to forsake the battlefield and fight him mano a mano in the PIT OF DESPAIR. Spog vows to renew this invitation repeatedly at all state functions!

Yet even more security:

Increased nuclear capability combined with the reckless desire to use it and a complete disregard for human, animal and plant life will make an unbeatable strategic deterrent (against attacks that don't already involve suicide).

Prosperity:

Public works galore will create millions of jobs that will be granted to and/or imposed upon the unemployed.

Efficiency:

The chant of "SPOG! SPOG! SPOG! SPOG!" is far easier than the current pledge of allegiance.

Perspective:

Many of the issues that may bother you now will become irrelevant as things come to a head!

Family values:

You can do that!

The children:

Yeah thumbs up!

And perhaps the most important reason to vote for Spog:

IF YOU DON'T HE WILL LIQUIFY YOUR BRAIN AND PLANT HIS EGGS IN YOUR SKULL!