SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012

JOIN US!

So you've finally come around and seen the light, eh? Well Spog forgives you for taking so long. Now hurry! There's not a moment to lose!

Step 1:

Arm yourself to the teeth.

Step 2:

Make haste to the nearest manhole and enter the sewer system.

Step 3:

If the Deadlights approach avert your gaze. Fire at will. Do not look into the Deadlights!

Step 4:

Pray to god we find you before the cops do!