SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012

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SPOG WANTS ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY!


Spog gets a little too close to the camera while making an important point.

Step 1:

Gather all of your assets up into a nice big pile.

Step 2:

Smash up the larger objects and cram it all into the toilet.

Step 3:

Don't forget to flush repeatedly.

Step 4:

That's it! Now just kick back and await The Glory!

*Spog already control's America's sewers so no worries. Your contribution will be routed through the proper channels and received by Spog personally.
Paid for by the Spog Overlord Pact (SOP).
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.