SPOG FOR PRESIDENT: 2012

Consider your patriotic duty.

In this day and age of shrapnel flying in various directions it is important to remember that the lowest common denominator reigns supreme. This problem has plagued us since the first human carefully placed feces into its own water supply. Then the Egyptians totally fucked up the pyramids. Sadly, it's only been downhill ever since.

Well this downward spiral has an end in space and time and its name is SPOG! Finally for the first time in the history of human civilization, there is a chance to do the right thing AND not totally fuck it up! America is graced with this amazing opportunity and we must not let it slip through our fingers! Act now! Don't delay! First one's free!

So please consider your patriotic duty. Look deep inside yourself and know that Spog demands your complete adoration and love. You know what to do.

PS. If you somehow still don't know what to do... we will make it very simple for you. Behave accordingly and you will be spared The Wrath:
1. Stare into strobe light.
2. Keep staring.
3. Vote for Spog.
4. Await further instructions.