Spog is ready for immediate presidential action.

Spog's time has come!

The world is ready for a revolutionary shift in the dynamics of whatever it is that you think has been going on! So support Spog for president EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! You owe it to yourself and everything that you hold dear!
*Please bear in mind that many things you hold dear may be capable of suffering. This is an important point.

Your fake economy is no match for Spog!
There are many reasons compelling you to vote for Spog!
The Wrath. The Reckoning. The Glory.
Consider your patriotic duty.

Paid for by the Spog Overlord Pact (SOP).
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.